so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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