that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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