Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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