His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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