When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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