69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We have started to decorate penises.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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