carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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