If that was your dad, he is hot
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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