you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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