I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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