I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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