can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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