Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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