I just pynch a tree in the face
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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