is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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