Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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