her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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