strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Vodka?
Forever.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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