The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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