We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
