There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
we made out on top of his cat.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
