I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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