Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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