I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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