Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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