But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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