the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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