We won't sleep together?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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