My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hippo gnu deer
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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