I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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