it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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