He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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