My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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