You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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