thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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