More tranny stories later!
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
