I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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