Acid is not a monday night drug
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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