So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Me too!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
