How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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