I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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