nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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