ugly people sure do ruin things
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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