rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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