And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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