doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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