Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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