But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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