LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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