The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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