Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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