New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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