I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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