If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you win again, gameday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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