belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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