Christians are straight up FREAKS
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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