i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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