If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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