i think my tv is drunk
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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